Minutes of the Prophets
The Committee of Utter Insignificance convened in a cramped, windowless conference room deep beneath the city's undercarriage. The meeting was called to discuss the minutes of the Prophets, a sacred text rumored to hold the secrets of the universe.
- Chairperson: Balthazar McSnazz, self-proclaimed Oracle of the Damned
- Vice Chair: Zorvath, Lord of the Unfulfilled Promises
- Secretary: Zazzy, Keeper of the Forgotten Socks
- Members:
- Blorvath, Lord of the Unending Meetings
- Fizzle, Princess of the Procrastinated Projects
- Gizmo, King of the Unfulfilled Dreams
After a spirited debate, the Committee resolved to:
- To never actually do anything
- To blame it on the previous administration
- To take a three hour lunch break
Adjourned sine die. Next meeting: Never.
Prophetic Minutes Archive
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